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You've become something like the class nerd who is the butt of endless pranks and cruelty.Here's my two part advice to you:n1) Go to the nearest pub, crack open a few Foster's, break all your personal (disempowering) rules and get laid by the worst pig that you can find! I'm serious. Forget all this high minded shit about the perfect woman for you.
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***QUESTION***
hey david
u really know what ur talkin about, this stuff works like a charm. In your last news letter you had a girls email in it, and she said that she would fall over and open her legs for any man who used the c&f whether he was GOOD LOOKING or NOT. so my question is how much does looks really matter. lets say u got pimples like crazy and ur really fat and u have hair all over ur body (not that i have a lot of this) can u still attract hot girls if you've mastered the cocky and funny stuff? thats my question. i was just wondering. thanx.
J from IN
» MY COMMENTS:
Let's see...
I don't think that if you're fat, have pimples like crazy AND have hair all over your body that Cocky and Funny will work.
Maybe if you JUST have hair all over and pimples, or pimples and you're fat, OR EVEN hair all over and fat.
But all three? No, I don't think so.
Cocky and Funny is really intended for the slim, hairless, and those of clear complexion.
What the hell kind of question is this?
If you're fat, pimply, and hairy, then I think you might want to stop eating so much Pizza Hut, and maybe take a shower or something. Maybe some Oxy for the zits, man.
"OK, OK, let's say that you're REALLY ugly... like worse than the Pre-Cogs in Minority Report... And let's say that you have a REALLY REALLY small weiner... And let's say that you're a total dumb-ass...
WILL COCKY AND FUNNY STILL GET YOU A DATE WITH 47 PLAYBOY PLAYMATES EVERY WEEK?"
If you wish for me to make fun of you further in front of an audience of thousands, feel free to email again.